崔娃猛批美国“抗疫”:确诊病例天天破纪录,我们总统还在忙研究病毒名字…(附视频&解说稿)
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根据最新数据统计,全球新冠肺炎累计确诊病例数突破990万例。目前全球有11个国家累计确诊数超过20万,除美国外,还有巴西、俄罗斯、印度、英国、西班牙、秘鲁、智利、意大利、伊朗和墨西哥。美国累计确诊病例已经超过255万例。据媒体统计,美国新冠肺炎病例周五增加超4万例,创该国疫情爆发以来最大单日增幅。
Worldometers世界实时统计数据显示,截至北京时间6月27日9时08分,全球新冠肺炎累计确诊病例突破990万例,达到9903774例,累计死亡病例超过49.6万例,达到496796例。
在崔娃的最新一期《每日社交隔离秀》节目上,主持人崔娃对美国的抗疫表现再次进行猛烈抨击,尤其是对总统特朗普。他嘲讽特朗普,当科学家努力研制疫苗,寻找抗击疫情的方法时,那个应当负起责任的人却还在那里研究病毒的名字。23日,特朗普在出席活动时,变着花样给新冠病毒起名字,如“武汉病毒”,“功夫病毒”,还说新冠肺炎的官方英文名“COVID-19”很奇怪,不知道这个“19”是什么意思。
The COVID-19 pandemic, the virus that's somehow been to more parts of America than Guy Fieri. Back in March, when we first realized how serious it was, a lot of people were like, "Damn, this might not be over until, like, the summer." Well, summer's here, and it turns out corona might just be getting started.
NEWSMAN: Across the country, states are shattering coronavirus records, with nearly 35,000 cases yesterday in the U.S., the highest one-day total in two months. Today in Florida, a record 5,500 new cases, while California has seen a 29% jump in hospitalizations in just two weeks. And in Texas, the governor's sounding the alarm. Houston's Texas Medical Center reports 97% of the area's current ICU beds are filled, nearly three out of ten, with COVID patients.
NEWSWOMAN: Texas Children's Hospital is admitting adults to free up beds for COVID patients. Oh, Lord! It's happening again. Just as New York's numbers started going down, the rest of the country is seeing an explosion in cases and hospitalizations. In fact, in places like Houston, Texas, it is getting so bad that they're even sending adults to the children's hospital. Which is awful. These people are seriously sick. They should not be at a hospital where all the doctors are children.
What? That's not what a children's hos... Oh. And I'm not sure if this is happening. I mean, because, let's be honest, much of America has treated the coronavirus the same way we treat our bodies in the winter. Yeah? We're always like, "Yeah, I know it's not looking good right now, "but when the summer comes, I promise you everything's gonna be in shape." And then the summer came, and things were still not looking good, and people are like, "Eh, screw it. I'm still going to the beach."
So, coronavirus records are being broken every day across America. In fact, right now, basically the only place where cases are actually declining is in the original epicenter of the outbreak in the northeast. Which is why New York, New Jersey and Connecticut just announced that anyone who is entering the state will have to quarantine for two weeks.
Now, that's gonna be almost impossible to actually enforce. But the good news is, it already takes two weeks just to get through the Lincoln Tunnel into New York, so, heh, it kind of takes care of itself. In fact, things are looking so bad for the U.S. that Europe is considering a ban of all U.S. citizens until they can figure out...
(like Trump): what the hell is going on. And I see where Europe is coming from. Because we can't deny that the United States is doing a particularly bad job compared to other countries. I mean, look at this chart, right? Cases in all those other places are going down, while America went down for a little bit and then shot back up. So I guess congratulations on flattening the curve?
The question is, though, why is the U.S. doing so badly? Well, while many Americans are wearing masks and socially distancing and following the advice of health experts, one thing you cannot overlook is that there are also many other Americans who are just really, really, um...
Well, you know, you-you judge for yourself. At a commissioner's meeting in Florida's Palm Beach County, anger erupted after a unanimous vote to make masks mandatory. This turned downright ugly. Here was the scene. And, ma'am, as a doctor, I really have many question marks about your degrees and what you really know. And I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't think you are worthy of your credentials, and I would ask suggestively -that you go back to school and get educated.
-MAN: Ma'am? And they want to throw God's... wonderful breathing system out the door. You're all turning your backs on it. You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask, knowing that that mask is killing people. It literally is killing people. And every single one of you that are obeying the devil's laws are going to be arrested.
And, you, Doctor, are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity. Six feet, like I said before, is military protocol. You're trying to get people, to train them, so when the cameras, the 5G comes out, what, they're gonna... they're gonna scan everybody? We got to get scanned? We got to get temperature'd?
Yes, it appears America isn't just dealing with a deadly strain of coronavirus, it's also dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity. If wearing masks killed people, there would be no doctors, no dentists, and no hockey goalies. Every hockey game would end with a score of a thousand to 980.
Why are we even arguing with these idiots?! And this just shows you how destructive social media has been. I mean, you have random people berating qualified health professionals because of some conspiracy theory that they probably came across on their Facebook feed. You can't trust Facebook for medical advice. It isn't run by a doctor. It isn't even run by a human. And this is why everyone should stick to Instagram.
The worst thing you'll end up doing is getting a butt lift and buying lots of plants. I mean, sure, your body will be out of proportion and your home will look like a forest, but at least you'll still believe in science. I mean, do these people listen to themselves? Just think for a moment. You guys think every government and every health expert around the world is involved in some giant conspiracy to oppress everyone on Earth? But they don't have the power to block that one video on YouTube that exposes the real truth. With this fake health crisis, we will enslave all of humanity. (wicked laughing) But what about those YouTube videos? Oh. Does anyone know how to code?
Now, look, having people who believe crazy conspiracy theories and ignore facts, that's nothing new. What is new is that now one of those people lives in the White House. Did anybody see my speech the other night, -on Saturday night?
-Yeah. Oh. But I said the other night, there's never been anything where they have so many names. I could give you... 19 or 20 names for that, right? It's got all different names. Wuhan.Wuhan was catching on. Coronavirus, right? Kung flu. Yeah. -Kung flu, right? Kung flu.COVID. COVID-19. COVID. I said, "What's the 19? COVID-19. "Some people can't explain what the 19. Give me the... COVID-19." I said, "That's an odd name." Yes.
How will we ever know why the disease discovered in 2019 has "19" in its name? It's probably the same idiots who came up with the name Madden 20. I mean, there's way more than 20 football players. It makes no sense. So on the one hand, we have scientists searching for a vaccine, sequencing genomes, and generally busting their ass on an unprecedented effort to understand and defeat this pandemic. On the other hand, we're six months into this thing, and the guy in charge of the response is still trying to figure out the name of the virus.
(like Trump): Give me two more months, guys. I think I can crack it. I think the one and the nine goes together, it makes ten, times two is 2020, that's why it's happening now. I guess what I'm trying to say is, you might want to upgrade to Zoom Premium, because... we're gonna be talking in those little boxes for a while. Well, that's our show for today.
由于近期新增确诊病例数激增,美国多个州宣布暂停进一步重启经济的计划。6月25日,得克萨斯州宣布暂停进一步经济重启计划。州长阿博特表示,暂停是为了遏制疫情蔓延,直到可以安全进入下一阶段。同亚利桑那州州长杜西25日也表示,因疫情缘故,暂停进一步重启经济的计划。
本周公共卫生专家们已向佛罗里达州卫生部门发出警告,呼吁加强关注疫情发展,因该州有可能成为美国下一个疫情“重灾区”。
当地时间6月25日,美国疾病控制与预防中心(CDC)主任罗伯特·雷德菲尔德表示,美国可能仅确诊了感染新冠病毒人口的10%。目前,美国报告的确诊病例为230万例,根据雷德菲尔德的估计,美国可能实际上有超过2300万人感染新冠肺炎。雷德菲尔德估计,5%到8%的美国人可能曾经感染新冠病毒,说明美国还有超过90%的人口可能被首次感染。他同时称,目前观察到的感染人群平均年龄正在下降。
当地时间6月24日,美国华盛顿大学健康指标和评估研究所(IHME)的最新新冠肺炎疫情预测显示,如果情况没有变化,到10月1日美国将有179106人因新冠病毒死亡。
当地时间6月23日,美国国家过敏症和传染病研究所所长安东尼·福奇在出席众议院有关政府应对新冠肺炎疫情情况的听证会时指出,美国部分地区出现的新冠肺炎确诊病例激增“令人不安”。福奇说,接下来的两周是“关键时刻”,需要应对佛罗里达、得克萨斯、亚利桑那和其他州出现的激增情况,而这些州并不是仅有的面对困难的地区。
福奇表示,假使美国无法在秋天之前控制住新冠疫情,那么“疫情将成为一场难以控制的森林大火”,“我们的目标是要完全控制住新冠病毒,而不是仅仅减轻其影响。”
美国白宫贸易顾问彼得·纳瓦罗6月21日表示,特朗普政府正在为迎接美国秋季可能出现的第二波新冠肺炎疫情做准备。纳瓦罗还透露,由于秋季可能出现新一轮疫情,政府正在尽一切可能补充库存。
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